Chub n' tuck

If you stomach is too large (most common for "beer bellies"), you may opt to tuck it into your pants to hide it. This leaves a clearly defined outline of the stomach overhanging.

Ethan had put on quite a lot of weight in the past few years, so when he went on his big date he decided to go with a formal chub n' tuck.

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inky pinky

Immature way of saying "small penis"

Jacob: Hey Mike...you have an inky pinky!
Mike: Thanks mate. You're a lad.

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Remmy

The hipster way of saying retard

Internet User 1: "How has this video got 8 million views? There isn't even that many people in the world!"

Internet User 2: "You fucking remmy!"

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ww2

"What you up to?"

For people who are so lazy, they can't write (wuu2), and so combine the 2 Us into a single W.

Person1 : ww2?
Person2 : nm
Person1 : kk

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What you deeking at raz fam?

What are you looking at, friend?

Joel: "What you deeking at raz fam?"
Mike: "Your new haircut - it's sick!"