Apple Fanboy

A socially underdeveloped, typically male individual who derives their sense of self-worth through Apple products. Thus any attack on Apple as a company is a direct insult to their self-worth (and in many cases core masculinity). Many also strangely demonstrate their loyalty and fealty to Apple through bragging about how large an Apple device they can insert into their rectum (along with achieving their greatest level of sexual satisfaction).

Joe's such an Apple Fanboy... he's gotten a Trashcan Mac Pro inside him.

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bungholio

Someone who's crazed for receiving anal sex.

"I am the great Bungholio! I need pee-pee for my bunghole!"

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