oh balls fuck my life

an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.

tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.

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OFC

an acronym for "opportunity for change." it's a sweet program for teenage fuckups at brookline high school.
lovingly referred to as "the o" and "opportunity for criminals" and "officially fucked children."

"dude, i got into OFC!"
"hey mister poontang. you bear a striking resemblance to a walrus."
"throw up them O's!"

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