Skroblin

A mix of the words Scrimblo and Skrunkley

Person 1: this guy's my little skroblin ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Person 2: tf

Schlump

ᓭᓵ⍑ꖎ⚍ᒲ!¡, also known as Schlump, is an alien vegtable that looks like a human hand.

a Schlump is an essential part of an alien christmas dinner.

windkloppel

Someone who acts overly mysterious for no good reason

bill is such a windkloppel, always dressing in black