twtf

too weak to function

they were laughing so hard they were twtf

twatular

twatular (Pronunciation: twät-ty&-l&r) - adj; twat-like; having the qualities commonly associated with a twat.

His behavior is rather twatular when he gets drunk, as he tries to pick fights with everyone around him.

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dirty mehdi

Directly after blowing your load into her you pull out and pour a fresh cup of coffee in her and watch as the cream mixes with the coffee for the best damn cup of joe you have ever had.

"I gave her a dirty mehdi before work to start my day off right."

fart

noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.

verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"

His metal chair only served to amplify the mighty fart he emitted.

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Raging Erection Red

The color one's penis becomes when they are masturbating and suddenly become enraged

John: Dude I was jerking off yesterday when I found out Becky was cheating on me and my dick turned a weird shade of red.

Brandon: Sounds like Raging Erection Red to me.

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beat some heats

smoke cigarettes; to smoke massive quantities of cigarettes while pounding some beers or alcohol of some sort

Hey, Grant do you want to come over and pound some beers, and beat some heats tonight?

Dildo Head

(n) A person whos head looks like a dildo.

Man, you are a fucking dildo head.

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