Kare Kardi

When you get high and suddenly develop the appetite of a starving raccoon. You tell yourself you’ll just have a snack, but next thing you know, you’re knee-deep in a family-sized bag of chips, dipping Oreos in peanut butter, and seriously considering drinking maple syrup straight from the bottle.

Me: "I’m just gonna chill and watch a movie."
Also me 10 minutes later: "Why am I making a spaghetti sandwich?"
Friend: "Baba… Kare Kardi!"