Penid

Noun: A penid is a class of lifeform resembling the genitalia of a human male. A highly phallic creature. Latin: penidae.

Hagfish, fat inkeeper worms and sea cucumbers are all members of the penid family.

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conanwheel

A noun or a verb for any repetitive and boring task that builds xp. See grind.

Origin: When young Conan the Cimmerian's tribe is slaughtered and he is sold into slavery, he is forced to spend a decade walking in a circle pushing the Wheel of Pain. It's tedious and difficult, but at the end he is Arnold Schwarzenegger and more jacked than any human on earth.

A: "Wow, you've lost weight...!"
B: "Yeah, just conanwheeling at the gym these days."

treebeard texting

Texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from The Lord of the Rings.

Treebeard texting:

Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"