Penid

Noun: A penid is a class of lifeform resembling the genitalia of a human male. A highly phallic creature. Latin: penidae.

Hagfish, fat inkeeper worms and sea cucumbers are all members of the penid family.

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treebeard texting

Texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from The Lord of the Rings.

Treebeard texting:

Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"

conanwheel

A noun or a verb for any repetitive and boring task that builds xp. See grind.

Origin: When young Conan the Cimmerian's tribe is slaughtered and he is sold into slavery, he is forced to spend a decade walking in a circle pushing the Wheel of Pain. It's tedious and difficult, but at the end he is Arnold Schwarzenegger and more jacked than any human on earth.

A: "Wow, you've lost weight...!"
B: "Yeah, just conanwheeling at the gym these days."