Credneck

Someone who pretends to be a redneck, but is probably from the suburbs. Likely drives a jacked up truck that never sees dirt. Claims to be "country."

Closely related to nephsons.

You see that guy over there in the lifted Chevy with chrome wheels, underglow, and blacked-out lights? What a credneck.

Crart

A fart so bad, it makes you cry

"Man, Ricky made some good homebrew, but all that trub gave me the crarts"

"Those made other people cry"

alabama search warrant

When attempting to enter a domicile, the sheriff will send a deputy around to the back of the establishment. The sheriff then knocks on the door and the deputy yells "come in"

The local sheriff's department outwitted us and employed an Alabama search warrant. Busted everyone at the party.

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