Jeremy Jew

An average Jewish person. Usually is offended by the slightest things.

Me: Hitler did nothing wrong
Jeremy Jew: TRIGGERED
Me: lol chill

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aft-blastin’

When you can’t make it to the bathroom so you say “my butts gonna explode” and start pooping all over the toilet before you can sit down.

“Who keeps aft-blastin’ all over the back of the toilet?”

“Probably Mike”