Feelings are gay

The complete truth; unless you are a girl or gay, you have no feelings. Feelings are for girls and gays.

"Man" 1: Oww! My feelings! :(
MAN 2: Feelings are GAY! (SMACK)

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Mumble mumble

The best sentence or sentence-filler ever.

"What have you been doing?" "Mumble mumble."

Welcome to asperger king, where your extremely specific fast-food order is our mumble mumble.

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Master Bater

Being the best at bating. An absolute master, to be exact. You must not act like a douche, you must just bate. And bate well. Very well. what is bating? if you do not know, you will not find out.

I am the master bater. bow down to me, or i will mumble mumble.

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