tub piss

mainly for men. when you have a boner, you know its hard to take a piss in the toilet so you "leak the lemon" in the bath tub. if you tub piss don't forget to wash it down after you grody asswholes.

Hans- Hey i gotta pee, i'll be right back.
Kith- Your gonna miss cuz u have a boner.
Hans- true, i'll just tub piss.
Kith- o yaaa totally forgot bout that.

hershey squirts

when your shit looks like brown or red soup and is all warm feeling when it is eliminated from thee anus.

Liam- Haha check out this toilet man!
Kyle- i dont know man.
Liam- do be a puss!
Kyle- ok--- eww (barf) you got the hershey squirts
Liam- Hehe

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prehab

rehab for preschoolers

1- my three year old johny is in prehab
2- why?
1- To much weed :(

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