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When you can't sleep for so long that you get angry and go on a rage.
I couldn't fall asleep until 2:30 last night. I went on an Insomni-Rage.
The wrong way to pronounce "Reeses Puffs"
Gimme some of dose russussuss puffuss.
In the song "It Was A Good Day" by Ice Cube, there is this little beat that sounds like "koo-aw da hoo-haw." It is also followed by "bada da da diddly da." So if you hear some kid in the street humming this, you know what time it is.
Koo-aw da hoo-haw, bada da da diddly da.
When you see a stingray and automatically want to have intercourse with it.
Man, Heather got hit hard with the stingray effect yesterday. And it was with the stingray that killed Steve Irwin!
Being so scared you are making Shrek references.
Dude, Shrek Forever After is so bad I'm basically scared Shrekless!!
In my heart, The King of the United States is still president.