anticipatory

adj. the state of being deeply impatient and/or excited about something one expects to occur in the near or semi-near future. Used commonly with an event whose outcome is currently ambiguous. Essentially an adjective form of the word anticipate.

"Prom's coming in only a few short weeks; I'm so anticipatory!"

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jokesketeer

n. One who is proficient in projecting quaint phrases that could be perceived as sarcastically humorous, even if he or she had no intent of telling such a joke. Jokesketeers can be rated on a scale of A to F, depending on the comedic affinity the joke contains.

"You think I'm not obese? Wow, you are a Class A jokesketeer!"

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