Anger issues

When a guy gets really upset at small things, which generally lead to the shouting of an extended flow of curse words. Such is my problem. Plus it's a lot easier than "hulking up"

Theater Attendant: I'm sorry, but we are out of twizzlers.
Me: Motherfuckingshitwhorecockwranglingjizzdonkeylovingaffleckmonkeywang.
Theater Attendant: Oh wait, I found some.
Me: Score!

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sobig

got damn virus

Did you get hit with the sobig virus jamal?

Nah dog you know they dont gots compooters in the projects son!

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Whitey

Happens when smoking too much weed, you go pale, feel dizzy and drowsy, and start to vomit. When on a whitey you often stop talking. If you whitey keep smoking more weed, until you have passed it. Sleeping while on a whitey makes you spin out and feel worse.

Last night I went on a real bad whitey, I was being sick for 4 hours.

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buffalo butt

the incredibly huge buttocks of a woman(usually black).

"my god! Linda Burl has the biggest buffalo butt in the whole fucking world!"

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jig meat

referring to the penis of a black man

can you imagine taking all of shaquille's jig meat in your ass?

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Mini-Bar

A machine that makes drinks expensive.

Do you have coke...in a glass harmonica?

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ja rule

One who needs to clear one's throat.

Shit Ja Rule, swallow, cough, do something.

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