scene kids

A bunch of elitist fucks that all dress like girls and wish they were in college. So they can be ARTxCORE.

They also enjoy telling anyone who will listen which bands have 'sold out' (changed from some 'indie' lable to one that's less 'indie' so they can attract a larger audience) and why that's disappointing and/or expected.

They hang out at shows and act completely disinterested in the band and tell you off if you make any attemp at all to enjoy yourself. If you're not one of them, they'll gaggle up in little groups and mock how 'unscene' you are (thus the elitist title).

Scene kids cannot bear to be 'out-banded,' that is to say, if you happen to drop the name of a band they've never heard of before, they'll immediately start bragging about how many times they've seen that band, and then drop a band name (that's probably made up) you've hopefully never heard before just to nurse their wounded ego.

And, believe you me, the ego of a scenester is a force to be reckoned with.

I wanted to go to the show, but all those damn scene kids were there and it was sold out.

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