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the posts that would be better left not posted, also known as TMI & dirty laundry. amusing at times, but not necessarily for human consumption.
"Looks like it's time to adjust my news feed settings, and take out the facebook garbage!"
1. she's sexy, and she knows it
2. a ridiculously hot woman that is always home alone because her beauty makes men think she already has a date. and so she has none.
3. a girl that you can get expert advice from. on any subject at all. thats right, she knows everything. all of it. really.
"i wish i knew the answer."
"call Gerri, she'll know."
"you're so pretty. i hope you don't end up like Gerri!"
"yes, poor Gerri. so gorgeous, and so lonely..."
"i'm Gerri, and i know it."
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a person who "likes" every comment on everything that they post, even if they don't. also known to "like" some posts because of who posted it, even if its facebook garbage. to feed his habit, a like-puppet will even go to someone else's wall and "like" their posts and comments with reckless abandon, because the need to let everybody know that they approve is constant and overwhelming. he'll say that he's got it under control, and to prove it, he'll facebook for a day or so with almost no "likes". until the guilt of denying others the affirmation that they deserve finally overwhelms him, resulting in a "like" binge. this is not pretty, and you should never try to reason with him while he's in the throes of it. he's not there. he has become a facebook like-puppet. there is currently no known cure . we can only hope that enough posts/comments will be available for him, and try not to judge. IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
"i posted that my sister has cancer, and it got 50+ "likes"! WTF??"
"dont let it stress you, they're probably facebook like-puppets."
"you're showing facebook like-puppet {tendencies, slow your roll!"
"that facebook like-puppet creeps me out, he's too "likey".
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