Dewicide

verb. A process by which a Man takes his own life by drinking so much Mountain Dew that the liquid fuses with the cerebellum and implodes the brain. It is respected as an honorable death and the sign of manliness in some countries.

"Dude, Diaz's a bitch." "I don't know man he's pretty crazy, I heard he committed Dewicide all over the front of city hall."

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