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newborn

when a chick completely shaves the pubes off...smooth like a newborn

Q. Landing strip?
A. Nope, newborn, baby

by who f-ing knows August 21, 2006

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sculpture

a perfectly statuesque girl that needs to be described as a sculpture, as there is no other word that does her justice. Beautiful does not come close. It's as if every angle of her body and face has been chiseled to perfection like a sculpture.

Q. Would you describe her as "on fire"?

A. That doesn't even do her justice man...she's a sculpture.

by who f-ing knows August 28, 2006

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