...is what I meant to say!

A poor method of recovery when someone highlights your mistake in a sentence.

Person A: "I swear I was born in the wrong century!"
Person B: "You mean 'decade'."
Person A: "...is what I meant to say!"

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Haemogoblin

Noun

A microscopic parasite which inhabits a humans blood stream, taking the place of oxygen on the red blood cells. Can cause death if left untreated.

Person 1: I've been having some circulation issues recently.
Person 2: Have you been to see a doctor?
Person 1: Yeah. He said I have Haemogoblins.

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Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express

To have sex on a train.

Jennifer and I were Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express on the way home from London last night when the ticket collector caught us! It was so embarrassing!

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