jizz your way into hell January

It’s like “no nut November” but it takes place in January and if you nut once, you go to hell

I want to nut, but it’s “jizz your way into hell January”. I don’t want to go to hell!

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Woah Vicky

A racist who claims to be black when she’s really 50 shades of white. The only thing she’s not lying about is her being mixed. She is mixed with milk and retardation. She claims she is from Zone 6 and acts like a hood rat but the closest thing to fighting she ever did was fighting the air.

Person 1: ever heard of woah Vicky?
Person: Sid the sloths sister? Yeah shes delusional if she thinks she’s black

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