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The coolest mutherfuckin mac daddy pimp on the planet. And don't you forget it.
"Jim-Jam, what happened to the wheel covers on my landing gear?"
"Mesa sell them to buy mesa space-jiff!"
A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"
Guy Incognito: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer.
Guy Incognito: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.
Son of Captain Mar-Vell. Genis went temporarily batshit fucking nuts, but he's better now.
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I am God!"
Something that makes Vulcans sexually aroused. Vulcans usually raise an eyebrow and look at their superior officers suggestively when they find something logical.
"Very . . . logical. Captain Kirk..."
The crappy thing at the end of the TERMINATOR 2 3D movie at Universal Studios.
"I'm the T-100000000 and I suck."
HABBIB: I just got out of Abu Ghraib prision.
MUFASA: Really? What was it like?
HABBIB: Slightly better than Euro-DisneyLand. Only slightly, though. Only slightly.