Abu Ghraib

Where Iraqis Fear to Tread

HABBIB: I just got out of Abu Ghraib prision.
MUFASA: Really? What was it like?
HABBIB: Slightly better than Euro-DisneyLand. Only slightly, though. Only slightly.

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hypnotoad

Meh, this show really went downhill in the 3rd season.

All glory to the hypnotoad!

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jar-jar binks

The coolest mutherfuckin mac daddy pimp on the planet. And don't you forget it.

"Jim-Jam, what happened to the wheel covers on my landing gear?"
"Mesa sell them to buy mesa space-jiff!"

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sexual harassment panda

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"

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genis-vell

Son of Captain Mar-Vell. Genis went temporarily batshit fucking nuts, but he's better now.

"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I am God!"

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logic

Something that makes Vulcans sexually aroused. Vulcans usually raise an eyebrow and look at their superior officers suggestively when they find something logical.

"Very . . . logical. Captain Kirk..."

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guy incognito

Homer Simpson's exact double, whom he saw lying unconcious outside of Moe's Tavern. Sadly, before Homer could find out who this individual was, he was distracted by a dog with a puffy tail.

"This man is my exact double! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!"

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