Morgain’s bonghole

The hole of Morgain’s bong, where the bud is inserted. Crafted from the clay of the Nile by Khnum, forged in Hadesfire by Hephaestus, and blessed via reverse cowgirl by Bacchus and Apollo. Pantedly coveted by wizards of all stripes.

Aziraphael: “I want to lovingly rim Morgain’s bonghole.”
Crowley: “I want to stuff it till it overflows.”
Crowley: “Tagteam?”
Aziraphael: “Only if it’s consensual.”
Crowley: “No shit.”

pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.

Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”

pescetarian

A diet exclusively of seamen practiced by the cannibal tribes of the Penta Coast Islands.

“Did you hear Jayson is a pescetarian?”
“In my dreams.”

Indian Receiver

Etymological similar to Indian Giver, in which the act of gifting is rescinded. The Indian Receiver will return gifts received. Typically done in situations that the act of gifting is corrupted somehow, such as when the gift is a means to an end, to entreat favors, to coerce, and/or blackmail. Such gifts are more burden than boon, something perceived by the Indian Receiver.

“Isha is such an Indian Receiver. Every time I giver her a gift to emotionally blackmail her she gives it back. Can you believe the nerve of that girl?!”
“Yeah, you’re an asshole.”