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Black men. Sometimes, Black people.
That Halloween costume is not gonna go over well with The Brothers Johnson
Nipples that have been made erect with friction in preparation for a performance.
Skinny Chloeâs still back there, rubbin and twistin up a storm. Girlâs gotta get her shownips on. Specially a little girl like that! How else these fools gonna know she got titties at all?
A tattoo that used to say âAnnieâ but now says âAnniehilationâ because dude got dumped by Annie.
Annie said she saw you last week. She said your Anniehilation tattoo made her feel uncomfortable. Because it said âAnniehilationâ.
An annoying journalist on NPR.
Oh look, Minutiae Zomorodi is on Radiolab again. Letâs kill ourselves.
When porn stars have to pretend they enjoy having semen in their mouth for hours on end. Happens a lot in porn. And in Muslim countries. Also known as Jizz Hardship.
Ah hell, Bucky is humpin Butchie on the wrong end again. Go outside and break it up will you? Poor Butchie is 15 years old! Old dog never signed up for no semen challenge, specially not on a Sunday.
When the sassy black nurse puts her hands on her hips, cocks her head to the side, raises her eyebrows, purses her lips, and says "mmmm-hmmm!", she is making a butthole mouth.
Trump's press secretary has reached out to actor Gary Coleman in hopes the former child star can help the President make a proper butthole mouth.
A shortening of Penis Brahe, the term used to describe a penis that cannot be used for urination, due to anatomical issues. Penis Brah is named after the astronomer Tycho Brahe, who famously refused to leave a banquet table to urinate until, it is said, his bladder burst and he died. (At which point he could no longer urinate out of his penis.) In truth his bladder did not burst, but he was unable to urinate due to various health issues, and likely died of uremia.
Increased smegma production is an unfortunate result of penis brah -- not unlike how a colostomy results in a cheese-like exudate seeping from the anus over time. In both cases a nurse may assist in irrigating the affected passage.