Jake

the human definition of special needs in the form of skin and bones.. all the while drooling food down onto his bib

Jake is SPETHEL(said in lisp} don't be a Jake.. RIB DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY

Brendan

the dude who looks in the mirror thinking he's a real stud muffin.. however in reality he's that guy who loves his son and best friend JAKE.. they often have little play dates around the tea table and dressed in dresses and wigs

does Brendan want to come over for his weekly tea party today? the theme is sailor moon... Brendan loves his role play and dress ups with JAKE.. poor JAKE