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Crew

A sport which only raises the question Why? It is performed by mindless drones who think it is going to get them into a better college and inadvertently causes a collapse of one's social life. Those who do the sport don't realize we have better technology then the oar to move a boat, things like sails and hell engines, but the smart coach seems to disguise this from his dumb rowers.

Student 1: "hey theres a party at Bill's house tomorrow, you goin'?"

Mindless Drone: "No theres a crew race I have to get to tomorrow and I'll be dead tired afterword."

by whothefuckareyou22 February 14, 2011

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