HALLOWEEN

NOT just an excuse for girls to dress like complete sluts. Also an excuse for guys do dress as comfortably as possible in some ill-conceived "costume," and for both sexes to then get shitfaced and get laid, no matter how fat/ugly the accomplice. If you were born in July, you were probably conceived on Halloween- think about it!

Stacy: "Hi Tracy, know what you're going to be for HALLOWEEN?"

Tracy: "Well, I have this really short skirt..."

Stacy: "Great. Mark or some other guy will want to pork you if you wear it."

Tracy: "Yeah, I'll probably get porked, either by Mark or by a different person. After all it's HALLOWEEN."

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