i think you're nice

This is a classic saying that a woman says to a man friend in an attempt to let him down easy.

1./ I think you're nice and don't want to ruin our friendship

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Irish Luggage

(n): a parcel, sack, or other such utilitarian container, typically constructed of either brown paper or thin-sheet plastic (i.e. grocery bags) that is either slung over one's shoulder or held beneath one arm. Typically seen on the person of bums, vagrants, pikers, vagabonds, and the Irish of South Boston. Can be used to carry lunches, clothing, or all of one's personal possessions.

The man looked downtrodden, carrying his entire life around in greasy Irish luggage.

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Herby

my dads poop. he always called it dropping herby off at the playground. Yes i had a strange childhood.

Oh man oh man that herby gave me stretch marks!

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my nigger

A term used to mean a pal or close friend. Originally the term announced the ownership of a person of color.

Today -- "How are you my nigger?"
Then -- "How are my niggers?"

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encave

The action done by a large person, usually one that has seen UFO's, in order to crush another's skull.

I will encave your skull by visiting www.encaved.com !!1

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Durfeltard

Someone who you think is retarded or has problems. Someone who speaks of sick twisted things randomly.

I would take a gerbil and melt it to my penis.
Response: Shut up you durfeltard.

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Aight buttie?

Welsh greeting meaning ''alright mate?''

''Aight buttie?'' beamed Dafydd, as his muscular arms smothered the sheep in a warm embrace...

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