sampson's last wish

The haircut any female will go crazy for

Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.

Lyra Heartstrings

If you are reading this you are a brony and very bored.
You could be watching MLP.

Lyra heartstrings is best pony.

1👍 1👎

direct sunlight

Direct sunlight

The mortal enemy and known weakness of gamers.

Direct sunlight is sunlight that shines onto a growing boy at full strength, with nothing getting between the sunlight and the child.

Guzzoline

Guzzoline, a supposedly limited resource, is used so extravagantly because it makes the warlord out as powerful, as opposed to being used reasonably.

"Five gallons of diesel and some high-octane guzzoline."

shiny and chrome

1. The most beautiful thing that mankind can achive.
2. a lost art on automobiles.

You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.