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A fucked-up bitch who never knows what she wants; a warm toilet seat: If you can find one to get on, it feels great. However, in the back of your mind you know that someone had to be there before you.
13👍 37👎
A motor scooter: fun to ride, but you sure don't want your friends to see you on them.
... Taxes: You pay, and you pay, and then you pay some more and never seem to get anything back
How many Rice girls do I know?
10👍 30👎