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Bikini brave is when you are wearing a bikini with a body you would never expect to be wearing a bikini.
Girl: "Look at that big beautiful woman on the beach, she is bikini brave!"
Guy: "Yeah, you cannot un-see that!"
A yugoshlong is the penis of a very well hung Yugoslav (beauhunk). Bigger than a normal guys penis. 9" plus.
Me: I am married to a yugoshlong!
Friend: Lucky!
When a man and woman are having sex, and the man pounds fast and hard.
Woman-"I love it when you RABBIT me, Joe."
Joe- "Rabbit is fun, but then I come too fast."
Woman- "Me, too!"
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When you get stuck posing with the fat girl on your knee in a group photo. Afterwards the knee looks like a swaybacked horse.
Alpha male- "Dude, thanks for being my wingman, sorry about that grenade knee."
Beta male- "Okay, Bro, but next time you get the grenade knee."
Alpha male *under his breath* "Yeah, right."
Pronounced N'Veece. Ship in Latin (Argo Navis), also a Municipality in Austria, and a name in Native Alaskan meaning young woman.
Man: You look like a Navis!
Woman: Why thank you!
When a guy and gal have been having sex for 20 minutes but the rhythm has not changed, and it is doing absolutely nothing for the gal.
Man- "Wow! That was a long one!"
Woman-" Yeah, like a 20 minute guitar solo."
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