sexual position

Well yeah, it seems gratuitous, but still - how the hell has nobody defined this yet?

1. A position in which people have sex, or masturbate (y'know, it IS still a sexual practise).
2. The life and soul of Urban Dictionary.

For an example of a sexual position, click 'random definition' a few times; you'll get the idea.

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ten-minute walk

A euphemism, used with one's parents, for 'going for a smoke'.

Ma: why does Jo keep going for these ten-minute walks?
Pa: why did I marry you?

-enter Jo, smelling strongly of tobacco-

Ma: *angst*

come on, Tim

(British)

A phrase used to express support for someone who, having started out well, is inevitably losing at a game/activity.

Originally used by forlorn British supporters of Tim Henman, a notorious tennis semi-finalist.

Harry (to Mark, a valiant but unwieldy semi-pro boxer): "Come on, Tim!"
John: "Man, no need to rub salt in his wounds."

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