Bernie

Mr Benard is such a hoe and sucks at his job and makes everyone's life so much worse he is an areshole who can suck my dick.

WHEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN Bernie no one likes youuuuuu literally stop breathing

Ryan

Ryan is a cool kid

is that Ryan over there

yes it is

Stella

Stella is super cool. She is really random. Is defiantly bi-polar with a hint of ADD. She loves dank memes and will always appreciate a good Ed Sheeran photo. She wishes she can own a meme page. She is chaotic and very special. She has no hand eye coordination and has the balance of a fallen over tree.

Person 1 - Is that Stella taking a photo of a random person in South Bank to put on her "meme page"?

Person 2 - Yes, I think it is.
Person 3 - (in awe) She's so cool...