The Graveler

The act of masturbating with a handfull of gravel. whilst some people might find this painfull others find the pain rather pleasurable.

*guy 1* Dude I tried The Graveler last night
*guy 2* holy crap man did that shit not hurt?
*guy 1* yeah but i liked it!

The Geodude

The Sexual act of having a ferocious wank using two rocks with your penis in between them.

Can either use smooth rocks or jagged rocks depending on what mood you are in.

*guy 1* OMG my dick is raw after i did The Geodude last night
*guy2* should have used smooth rocks man

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