half-ply

the cheapest toilet paper there is; mostly found in public stalls

Dude the bathrooms suck! All they had was some lousy half-ply that just fell apart!

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11-7

police jargon for dead bodies at the scene of a crime

Radio: There's an 11-7 at the corner of 5th street and MLK Boulevard.

Officer: Damn!

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quilch

to step on someone's heel while following to closely.

Sean walks down the sidewalk and Elliot repeatedly steps on Sean's heels behind him.
Sean: Watch it! You're quilching all over the place!

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dock rock

when one group of males on a beach or dock throw rocks at another less-liked member of the group, often times in a canoe or some other floatable 60-100 feet offshore. The object of the game is to either hit the target with rocks or get them wet by splashing them if you're a crappy shot. This game is best played while intoxicated.

Jim: Why are you throwing rocks at poor Ted out in the canoe?
Tommy: I'ts dock rock! Grap a rock and join in!

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back seat driver

when one cannot drive and another playa helps his brother out by taking over from the back seat

Jim eats a sandwich, takes hands off steering wheel
Wallace takes over from the back seat
Hector: Now THATS a back seat driver

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urbody

gangster lingo for "everybody"

Hank: What's going on?
Luke: Urbody's leavin, this party blows

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cinnaboner

the sensation one gets when smelling a cinnabon and then becoming so excited about having one you become sexually aroused

We would've left the mall sooner, but Toby had a cinnaboner, so we had to stop.

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