Urban Dick move

when urban dictionary decides to repeat a word of the day.

Todd: Wait a second, wasn't trap the word of the day yesterday?
Frank: UGHH! Another urban Dick move

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cinnaboner

the sensation one gets when smelling a cinnabon and then becoming so excited about having one you become sexually aroused

We would've left the mall sooner, but Toby had a cinnaboner, so we had to stop.

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half-ply

the cheapest toilet paper there is; mostly found in public stalls

Dude the bathrooms suck! All they had was some lousy half-ply that just fell apart!

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11-7

police jargon for dead bodies at the scene of a crime

Radio: There's an 11-7 at the corner of 5th street and MLK Boulevard.

Officer: Damn!

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j hoes

abbreviated slang for jehovah witnesses

Greg: Who's at the door?
Kendra: J hoes! three of them!
Greg: Let's sneak out the back and go to KFC

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fook at the llowers

an alternative way to say "look at the flowers" this method can be applied to most phrases by switching the first letters of two different words

Gerald sees some roses.
Gerald: Fook at the llowers!
Vince: You're a retard

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back seat driver

when one cannot drive and another playa helps his brother out by taking over from the back seat

Jim eats a sandwich, takes hands off steering wheel
Wallace takes over from the back seat
Hector: Now THATS a back seat driver

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