t minus zero

What Mission Control in the Houston Space Center never says. They stop after T Minus 1 because T Minus zero is not significant in the countdown.

T Minus 5,4,3,2,1,0...o theyre already gone!

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Veckie

Black and Mild

Let me hit that veckie

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IDB

An acronym slang for "Buttsex"

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xenophobe

A fear of aliens. Foreign or extraterrestrial.

Most americans are xenophobes

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dickface

To draw humorous/obscene designs on the face of an unconscious individual, usually one who has overindulged in recreational substances.

John drank way too much last Thursday, and we dickfaced him with a laundry pen. It still says "Free Mustache Rides" on his forehead.

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joneser

a person that needs, wants, and takes everything all the time.

He just borrowed twenty dollars, what a joneser.

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doogie

replacement for 'dude' generally used on the east coast

so whats happenin doogie?

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