beauty

Beauty is a corporate invention designed to promote the suffering and insecurity of the masses for the sake of profit. They say it's a state we're all supposed to be achieve, in order to ensure economic, financial, social and recreational success. There is a ridiculous double standard in society at the moment. An attractive blonde who never bothers to do anything useful gets more respect than an ugly git who has the courage and determination to get the fuck out there and do something for him/herself and this world and not be a parasite. Don't you think that's fucked up? Or am I just weird?

'By buying our rubbish, you can achieve beauty, which will make you successful and make your life wonderful and you will never need to worry again' says the greedy corporate pig, who lives off the insecurity and suffering, and above all, gullibility (that means believing lies) of the masses

a mike

when you shoot a basketball and it go's under the hoop while hitting the net

Wow Jim. You pulled a mike.

hat

differing pronunciation of the 'hot.' Usually used when the individual in question is so fine they're beyond the definition of the word hot.

dem beetchis ees hat. So hat I denk I's gonna splooge. Oh yer.

Cal

1.The best public university.
2. A fantastic football team that kills Stanford, and should have beaten USC(university of spoiled children)

1. I got my degree from Cal and had dozens of job offers when I graduated.
2. Cal deserves the rose bowl, but got fucked by the BCS and the fucking rednecks from Texas.

Homsar

21st Century Moron, invented Kelsey Grammar.

"Give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eat it..."

moosechasing maple syrup sipper

A flaming homosexual Canadian. Generally lives in Winnipeg and goes by the name 'Mike'.

Mike, you're such a Canadian, you fucking moosechasing maple syrup sipper!

shizat

A word that uneducated people use.

Don't use it, it sounds stupid.