checking emails into a sock

masturbating to internet pornography

sorry i didnt respond to your phonecall, i was checking emails into a sock

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erected

a word said by teachers that makes little boys, usually in 2nd or 3rd grade, break into hysterical fits of laughter, because it ryhmes with erection. what also makes them crack up is, penis, balls, sperm and others sexual things.

Teacher:"Independence hall was erected in 1760"
Little boys:"hehehe" (cover mouths) hehehe.

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Nang

something cool or good.

This is a nang piece of booty i got here.

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dod

A logarithmic scale of drunkeness ranging from 1 (threshold of drunkeness) to 10 (absolute death from alcohol). Named after infamous trinity drunk Dave O'Dwyer. Who woke up in a river.

The man woke up in a river, at about 8.5 dods

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brohime

a dirt bag or poor white trash

duncan is such a brohime he stole a pack of marlboros from the coner store to sell to litlle kids for weed money... thats so brohimish!

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Willnot

n:A small, usually compact, clump of shit that willnot depart itself from your asshole.

"How was your day today?"

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Strong Bad

One who has a tendancy to say 'crap'

Oh, Crap!

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