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a large turd that is stubborn to flush down.
my toilet was struggling to flush a hendren.
4032π 3π
A woman who has extremely long hair around her anus.
When she took off her panties I noticed she was sporting a Goat Tugger
3520π 5π
When someone has been holding in their uneducated opinion about a topic of conversation then feels that their mouth must explode with verbal diarrhea.
Donald shared his take on the current affairs of the world . He was completely clueless. The bullshit spewed from the open sewer in his face once he Loosened his Vowels!!!
363π 3π
When you shit in the woods while camping and you run out of toilet paper. While exercising your last shit ticket you get some shit on your hand and need to get it off by shaking and flicking vigorously.
My hand was still covered with shit flicks as I tried my best to wipe
3314π 4π
What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.
Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.
383π 8π
Leaving a masterpiece of a dump in the shitter.
Dude tattooed the bowl with the Chili Shits. This guy is truly a Fecalangelo!
504π 1π
When you are about to receive a hummer from a woman with dentures. Remove both plates for the traditional Gummer or keep either the Upper or Lower plate in.
Roberta was very upfront about her dentures. Davey really wanted a gobbly. This was a no brainer because of her Teeth Optional honesty.