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A term to describe the sycophant of the office who has the distinct ability to blend in with management by bag licking .
Charles didn't care whose dick it was in upper management that he was sucking to get promoted because he was a Cock Chameleon and can adapt to any situation.
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Another name for a baby's pacifier.
Baby Huey wouldn't stop crying until his mom jammed a Dummy Tit in his yap.
It is the broken English way of saying "I'm such a Fucking Idiot!" by a South American man.
Victor realized that he was So Fucking Idiot when he spent all his money at the Casino.
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When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.
Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.
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A term used when someone's rancid fart smells like a small animal died in their ass.
Stan dropped a massive fart that choked everyone out in the car. Dude it's time to Change the Gerbil!
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When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks
Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.
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When a woman's vagina has lost all elasticity and now looks like the mouth of the Green claymation character Gumby.
"Wow! Look at that old sloppy pussy! It looks just like Gumby's Mouth!!!
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