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A overly hairy guy wearing nothing but a marble bag while roaming the Beach.
Carlos was covered with fur. When he walked around the Beach without a shirt people claimed to have seen a Sandsquatch!
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Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
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Someone who has loss an enormous amount of weight only to gain it back quickly plus more.
Bertha was looking good when she dropped a tonne over the summer. Have you seen her lately.... She's a Fattagain.
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A derogatory term describing someone's set of teeth that resemble a picket fence that is in disrepair.
Frank's grill was so bad with gaps and crisscrossed incisors it looked liked he had Picket Teeth!
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When a girl menstruates in the pool, lake or any body of water.
Dude #1 " What the fuck is that red shit in the Pool?"
Dude#2 " Oh some chick is on the rag."
Dude#1 " Get her the fuck out! That Chum Bucket might attract a Shark!"
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That one person who has to correct everybody on their grammar, spelling, pronunciation of words or any trivial fact that may be off by 1%. We all know and have this person in our lives.
As Jerry was telling us about tomorrow's weather forecast, the Corrector said it called for rain 25% not 20% as Jerry stated earlier.
Due to a lack of oral hygiene ie: brushing, flossing and mouthwash
Buddy''s mouth smells like an open sewer. It's because he has a bad case of Rotten Molars!
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