Whistle Tooth

When someone says their C'S and/or S's with a high pitched tooth whistling noise that pierces the eardrum.

DeAndra was so hot until she kept saying she wanted a Caesar with her damn Whistle Tooth. Bitch pierced my brain.

Polish Hankie

Using your hand as a handkerchief when you blow snot into it and then promptly flick it off toward the ground.

I saw this guy use his hand as a Polish Hankie when he blew snot after he sneezed.

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Basketball Hands

A woman with such long fingers looks like she could palm a Basketball.

" That girl could put 10 rings on that one finger Bro! She definitely has Basketball Hands!!"

She Shits Too

No matter how many times a guy gets shot down by a pretty girl with or without an attitude, buddy, She Shits Too.

Barry came back dejected after asking Hot Kate out. Don't worry guy "She Shits Too."

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Shit Flicks

When you shit in the woods while camping and you run out of toilet paper. While exercising your last shit ticket you get some shit on your hand and need to get it off by shaking and flicking vigorously.

My hand was still covered with shit flicks as I tried my best to wipe

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Bible Pimp

Someone who tries to sell you on the idea of Jesus and/or God.

This Bible Pimp was downtown giving out Jesus pamphlets for Easter.

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hendren

a large turd that is stubborn to flush down.

my toilet was struggling to flush a hendren.

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