Goat tugger

A woman who has extremely long hair around her anus.

When she took off her panties I noticed she was sporting a Goat Tugger

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Loosened his Vowels

When someone has been holding in their uneducated opinion about a topic of conversation then feels that their mouth must explode with verbal diarrhea.

Donald shared his take on the current affairs of the world . He was completely clueless. The bullshit spewed from the open sewer in his face once he Loosened his Vowels!!!

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Workstitution

A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.

Gary was a whore for Overtime. He didn't care how bad Management treated him . He fell deep into Workstitution.

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Jehovah's Fitness

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.

Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.

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Fecalangelo

Leaving a masterpiece of a dump in the shitter.

Dude tattooed the bowl with the Chili Shits. This guy is truly a Fecalangelo!

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Bar Tourettes

When you are at a Bar/Restaurant trying to enjoy watching a Sporting event and some Fuck has to blurt out random words about the game like he has uncontrollable Tourettes Syndrome.

Me and Rich were watching the Blue Jays when Josh Donaldson was called out on strikes. The fucker beside us shouted " He's out!!" This poor retard must have Bar Tourettes.

Sriracha Crotch

When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.

Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!

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