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slice of life

This is a delicacy in many cultures. It is when you add a pinch of self confidence, a big bucket of self doubt, and many awful things every now and then. You put it in the oven, and voila!

Do you want this slice of life? Its tasty!

by williamazing12 February 16, 2017

25πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Monkey Fucker

Someone who fucks monkeys.

I'm a Monkey Fucker.

by williamazing12 February 23, 2017

17πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Snata

The person who gives you presents at Critmash time

I love Snata!

by williamazing12 February 26, 2017

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Canjizz

When you jizz into a Pringles Can.

"Excuse me, I'm gonna go do a canjizz."

by williamazing12 June 23, 2018


saucy dance

When someone covers themselves in marinara sauce and do some luscious dance moves, they are saucy dancing.

Do you want to saucy dance tonight?

by williamazing12 February 16, 2017

16πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Saucy Noodle

Your dick after you've had some very nice, wet sex.

Hey girl, feel my saucy noodle.

by williamazing12 February 16, 2017


Taco Salad

When someone gets a fucking taco, and fucking shoves it into a fucking bowl of salad.

Do you want a fucking taco salad.

by williamazing12 February 23, 2017

16πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž