Neocon

A person, or supporter who once self-identified as Marxist or socialist, but has since adopted a few superficial trappings of conservatism, such as patriotism, traditional social values, while supporting globalism and growth of the Federal government at the expense of individual freedoms of actual conservatives. Neocons rarely serve in the military, but are so eager to get the US involved any war in the middle east.

That GWB was such a warer-boy for the neocons.

Piss Parade

Occurs after stopping for a very urgent piss on the side of an abandoned or otherwise empty stretch of road. Suddenly, a long, slow-moving line of traffic appears out of nowhere. This is the piss parade and the best option is to continue pissing as if nothing is wrong.

I hadn't seen any cars for twenty minutes, so it wasn't a surprise when the piss parade appeared as soon as the yellow stream hit the ground.

Submarine Stare Down

When you take a massive shit shaped like a submarine. It's so big that you invite anyone in the area to take a look.

"Hey Honey, come quick, I've got a Submarine Stare Down for you to check out in the toilet bowl."

Transponder

Theoretical situation where the biological sex of a person can't be immediatly discerned by direct observation.

After watching Pat for a few minutes Winston decided it was a transponder situation.