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When you are doing, have been doing, or have done something that has led you along a bad path. Itâs time to touch back and remember your morals and values, to get a reminder of the basic rights and wrongs of life. American values Apple Pie 101 â youâve forgotten about all of it, city slicker. You left home an Eagle Scout, you had respect and you knew where you came from. The whole town waved you off with flags. You made it big now all a sudden you forgot about decency and goodness. That old lady with groceries ?Can walk herself across the g d street. Itâs time to call mom. You are out of line and none of us can snap you out of it. You are getting too far gone
Louis: âI donât pay into the system just to have to pay millions for your health care when you are chowing down on fried chicken andâ¦â
Person: âCall your mother, Louisâ
if you are too good for Taco Bell then you can trash the women that internationally famous musicians prefer. otherwise unless u are willing to go as low as low goes stop complaining that they never get with u or anyone who has even one tiny sparkle of class. itâs hoe time
you basically failed. itâs not an F for friend itâs a D for Dick
you made it to class and u are celebrating that u passed but will that grade mean u passed in life? no it means u passed on life and u chose the lowest grade of beef there is. enjoy, u canât even put A1 on that. No blue cheese no Parmesan no garlic my god. Fire sauce is the only sauce that will ever make that right
hoe of all hoes: you could have had it all
Dick: mmmm grade D all damn day
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Body Impresses Me
not to be confused with Body Mass Index which is an antiquated measure of health used by fat-shamers and the health elite to basically make everyone envy those (them) who were pretty much by genetics alone gifted great metabolism and an ability to utilize their insulin without interference by environmental disruptors. And by privilege probably able to stay in great shape having more money and time. And need I add itâs been proven many highly desirable individuals BMI is not even close to ideal range.
also not to be interchanged with Balls In Mouth
which could also be another meaning of bim
doctor: obesity is a number one health priority, how could you let yourself descend into this lowly state!!
fitness expert and nutritionist: my lucky genes and money give me the right to lob unsolicited condescending tips to you on your weight
that bitch: oh woe is me, my bim is high!! my body impresses me
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narcissist spectrum asshole NSA
someone (most typically male) who has been group diagnosed and thus medically confirmed by dating females as falling anywhere along the dial between garden variety and full blown narcissist sociopath/psychopath.
if you donât know what a narcissist is, or these other hijacked psychology terms suggest you ref urban dictionary, top ten signs you are dating one on website blogs or any one of a growing number of Instagram accounts set up by the NSA conglomerate to explain what the hell is going on. This network has single handedly defined the grail most psychologists can only grasp at. They equip themselves and others by banding together and getting the communication out there
Diagnoses may include multiple stops along the personality disorder rainbow. Toxic masculinity and male entitlement over many millennia seem in part to play a role in this disease series
client: do you think Iâm the reason Iâm miserable? maybe I just need to look more at myself and get back into my hobbies and stop blaming and criticizing him -gets up to leave the session
veteran1: see how you arenât trusting yourself! get me a Starbucks in here stat
veterans2: no, please sit down. all our combined notes have identified you are in a trauma bond with a level 3 NSA with multiple personality disfunctions. weâre prescribing this blog and a heavy dose of trusting yourself and other veterans. YOU ARE NOT CRAZY
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a term used in the eighties and nineties when techno (electronic music) was mainly something the Europeans and foreign exchange students were into, or the international students. the only place American youth were exposed to techno music at that time were at clubs that teenagers had to use fake IDs to get into, that were either thrown up warehouses where you could still smell the chipboard, or four-level cigar-smoke filled buildings in downtown DC named âZ Clubâ or Baltimore âEgyptâ nothing in between.
eurotrash were the international guys who tumbled into the club or local mall out of a smoke filled yugo, van or delorian-nothing in between. unmistakable the vehicles were lit with neon trim, were often stacked with car stereos and booming electronic music. commonly with at least one friend with a German or Indian accent, signature heavy cologne and offering drugs unknown at the time in the US, at least one of these guys would have been hot if not for hanging with at least one guy way to old for the scene who was abjectly creepy and awkward.
club girls: guys finish your cigarettes, purple haze and wine coolers, I think itâs late enough to go in
eurotrash pull up: cough cough, heleuuu. how are you fine ladies, see you in there yeah
girls: I bet they got moves though
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when he has to go on his trip and you ask him oh can you bring the trash to the curb before you leave thanks baby muah. but he is in such a rush to catch the plane and heâs grabbing his coat briefcase and coffee he mistakenly loads the trash in the trunk. he gets to the resort paid for by his work, that man being so appreciated by the company, and the guy with the cute cap says âcan I get your bags sirâ and your man tweep tweeps the sick rental to the guys surprise. luckily he brought the cart and shrugging he goes ahead and loads the ho bags dropping them by the pool bar as your man checks in.
Guy1 at pool bar: god I hate the smell of stale beer and styrofoam the day after the banana cabana limbo
Guy2: ha ha thatâs just the ho bags from the guy who just checked in
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when you finally get a good angle, lighting and do not look at all fat resulting in a great selfie. you use this selfie at least 5+ times on your social media with different filters, layouts and staging. you falsely joke to your followers that itâs the last post with that selfie but it isnât. itâs the overburn, you even send it in dms to fake ig personas. only results in one of about every 200 photos on average.
girl: I love this selfie, Iâm going to create a layout with it surrounded by stipple so I can use it as a profile pic
everyone: youâve used that pic 8 times and itâs from last summer. also, you clipped off your body and itâs very deceptive
girl: I donât have time to stage another selfie right now
everyone: great another reshuffled post with the overburn photo we love it so much keep them coming
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