gone rogue

a state of defiance that ever so slowly creeps in after the tears and getting burned one time too many. when an abused person finally has their epiphany and realizes they are just everybody’s punching bag, a generally good person who always gives too much, loves too much, always first to apologize just rolls over and still everyone just keeps taking and using and asking for even more. when they’ve finally gotten mad and start tripping the system, misbehaving, being bad and breaking the rules for maybe the first time ever, they’ve gone rogue. funniest when it’s really out of character for someone and justified.

A great example is the Joker. Everyone gets it and actually roots for him even though he is bad, because they know what he came out of and he is finally fighting back. Going rogue against a corrupt system that always keeps you down is something people can get behind. It means going bad, turning to the dark side, going from a straight A student to someone who smokes pot and skips school.

boss: where is Amanda today? The meeting is in ten minutes and we need her slides for the presentation!
Amanda: -walks in very late with shades on snapping gum and with a Denny’s breakfast to go- I’ve got your damn slides and you’ll get them on USB at the meeting
co-worker: damn Amanda’s gone rogue!
secretary: did someone leave this photocopy of their ass in the printer on purpose because I’m offended.

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370HSSV

textin on my phone across the table

spy on my phone if u are able

him: um what is 370HSSV are you texting someone else???!!!

flip it upside down it spells asshole

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tragic

1. really bad fashion sense, not in style, sad and no effort or without funds

2. when someone gets hit or gets something they deserve though

mean girl: did you see the girl at the counter? Nobody wears torn leggings anymore gah
friend: sad attempt at goth, purse and eyeliner tragic

girl: lololllll !! Brandi left her bf and called him scrubs, now he is dating Beyoncé

other girl: ha, tragic

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busted flee

ugly-faced female

Jovan: Sit next to me
Tomas: I can’t there are assigned seats at this thing. Have you met my date?
Jovan: I’m surprised you came

Fiona: Damn, Tomas is here with some busted flee

here hold this

phrase that signifies someone is about to *metaphorically* either get knifed, handed a bomb or be completely anhialated or blown away in some competitive sport, game, duel or race. Not typically delivered in a friendly way or said in jest, more threatening and menacing like, hold on to this fucker or, watch this while I go deal with this fucker. If Jack Reacher asks you to hold his toddler for example. Now you know things are not good for someone

drunk teenagers: hah hah hold my beer while I shoot this firework into the woods man
park ranger from behind: you guys know fireworks are illegal in the high risk burn area right?! Can I see your drivers license
teenagers: sure sure hold on don’t get your trousers knotted

second park ranger on the scene in off road vehicle: here hold this hands kid flashlight while he takes him to the ground

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d4p

dust for prince

when a man is so highly sought after by hordes of women that he must refrain from engaging in social media at all or showing up at events women totally want him at. his previous account(s) are frozen in time OR he has only the most basic business account OR he has literally NOTHING online through which women can lurk or send DMs or nudes. he could go to the best parties and be fawned all over but he’s nowhere.

women have searched high and low “dusted for prints” like the FBI but are left with nothing, nothing to breathe on, swoon over, follow, lurk, chase, try to impress, fight over, create drama or snap his hot shirtless self

It’s really frustrating but honestly it’s 4tb

for the best

girl1: where is that hot guy from the play, I can’t find him anywhere on social media?!
girl2: seriously, this is the casting call party I thought he might finally show
girl3: if you guys know where he is you better spill
girl4: trust me if I knew I’d tell you

girl5: hags it’s d4p, literally this guy is off the grid

anyhoo

an annoyed form of the word “anyhow” that means “anyways...” or “moving on...” with a slight pause. usually accompanied by an eyeroll and/or sigh and sometimes over-exaggerated flip of a magazine page like “who really cares”.

generally signifies something significant has happened but, is over now and so, can we all please move on and stop discussing it. To really put an end to it one can add “so what’s new in the world...” it’s over.

friend: ...of course then she was all over him at the party and they left together even though he totally had a girlfriend and she knows it... Anyhoo.. eyeroll...sigh
friend2: so do you think this nail color goes with what I’ll be wearing tonight

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