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Jordan

A Jordan is used to describe the most awsome guy in the world. Jordans can make you feel safe without even trying. He can make you laugh more than anyone else, and he loves to surprise you with kisses and slaps to the ass. They have wicked music skills and love to adventure. Jordans tend to be very intense and affectionate. He also has very soft genitals. A Jordan is like a white Usher, because of his great ability to get girls off.

Girl 1- "Did you see that guy? I bet his girlfriend is always satisfied!"
Girl 2- "Yeah, I noticed him, he's tottaly a Jordan..."

by willowtrees June 30, 2011

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