WASPER

Wasper is an acronym for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant English Reappropriator. Wasper is a pejorative term used to both reclaim the tarnished dignity of those insulted by the term Wasp while simultaneously mirroring the delusional, hippocratic insanity that some use in shallow attempts to control others language. Anglo-Saxon English originated in the 5th century in what is now modern day England. Some modern English speakers attempt to stop others from using slang they falsely belive they own while simultaneously pretending they aren't reappropriating a language that is 1500 years older. For Shame!

Kalisha got heated when I said "on god" and claimed that stealing AAVE made me an "entitled WASP". I told her even though she's as African as I am Protestant that doesn't seem to stop her from being a "two-faced WASPER".

*Tsk* "Man, this whiteboy finna catch an asswhoopin' if he don't chillout wid callin' me a wasper."
"Ha! Doe'st thou not realize I merely besmirch'd thee in retalitory kindness and jest? But of more serious concern, What must one henceforth accomplish in order to acquire a fleeting moment with thine J? Mine buzz is quickly fadin' from whence it came, my brethren."