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When a Caucasian male has a penis that hasn't been inside a female in 15+ plus years, it rots to a brownish hue from rigorous masterbation from unclean hands
Dude if you don't get laid soon, you might get a Brown Bosley!
When one dumps a Dr.Pepper into their anal cavity, lets it fizz inside them, and then releases it onto their partner's face
Jean, if you give me another warm crummett I swear I'm leaving for good next time!
When your partner eats a large Domino's Pizza, then takes their rectal opening and presses it against your belly button and proceeds to explosively defecate over your entire midsection.
Ciera, I just ordered an extra sausage suprise pizza from Domino's, think you could give me a warm wetzel?
When one ingests a large amount of Dr. Pepper and Green Tea, then molds the resulting fecal explosion into a crown shape, freezes it, and places it on their partner's head
Roger crowned his Queen Jean with a king crummett...true love was blossoming.