Windows 7

The contents of an unflushed toilet after an incredibly foul episode of explosive diarrhea. We're talkin' half liquid, half solid, splattered all over the toilet bowl, complete with oily discharge, a bit of blood, and some undigested pieces of corn. The maker of Windows 7 usually leaves it all in the pot unflushed and often without even any toilet paper - so you know they didn't wipe.

Unsuspecting Joe walked right into the bathroom only to discover that he was going to have to deal with Windows 7... so he plugged his nose, averted his eyes, put on the latex gloves, and tried his best to flush that foul shit down to where it belongs.

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