Digital Camera

A camera in which you do not have to use film. It used digital media, thus, you do not have to pay to get it developed. It kicks ass.

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Rolly Poly

You know that bug that curls up when you try to get it. No, not the one that's poisonous, those ones suck arsh, yeah they like to hang around each other too.. The bad ones are kinda frizzly on the edges.

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Lieros

A kicking ass game created by some guy that smoked lots of pot. Similar to worms but more kick ass.

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cisco

One of the most amazing networking companies ever. Get a CISCO certification and you will be givin GOD like powers.

Justin yells out "Freaking Yeah! I got my CCNA!" Meanwhile a man that needs a network setup calls Justin's house and give all his worldly possesions to him because he is god.

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Network Administrator

To be a Network Administrator, you must first become JEDI. Once an Administrator, you can do everything and anything you want. Including getting paid to eat donuts, shoot your felow employees monitors, then replace them. Also Network Administrators get all the "tang"

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Photograph

A photograph is a positive image. It is printed on photosensitive paper, most of the time used to capture the good times in your life.

"Kodak Moment yo"

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Output

- Your butthole.

Input does not go in the output.

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